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mclarecolette: (via thechocolatebrigade) Love, love, love It’s...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:49:34 -0600

mclarecolette:

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Love, love, love It’s a Wonderful Life.

Watching it now!

A Conversation After Slipping Down My Driveway

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:42:30 -0600

Me: Wait, hold on to me. I'm slipping.
Ben: Geez, I shoulda bought you knee-pads for Christmas.

fmylife: Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of ‘Fight Club’. I asked a person working at...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:39:13 -0600

fmylife:

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of ‘Fight Club’. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn’t sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

Awesome.

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:37:32 -0600

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keenonboys: ylizabeth: samarmoussa: (via smash-face /...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:18:38 -0600

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ylizabeth:

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Bacon or beer can?

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:17:29 -0600

Bacon or beer can?

I miss looking at you.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:06:59 -0600

just-a-dream: possiblydreaming: justbesplendid: m-altruism: a...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:31:50 -0600

just-a-dream:

possiblydreaming:

justbesplendid:

m-altruism:

about coffee

Reblogging so I remember.

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Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:24:54 -0600

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GPOYW - Ugly sweater party/the night I got felt up by another...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:11:52 -0600

GPOYW - Ugly sweater party/the night I got felt up by another woman/I swear I’m wearing clothes, I just hated the lower half of this picture edition.

I’m starting to wish there was something on my forehead....

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:02:04 -0600

I’m starting to wish there was something on my forehead. Like, an advertisement or something… there’s so much room up there.

My creepy physics TA.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:52:49 -0600

Last year, I was forced to take a physics class that I didn’t do too well in, but I had this one TA (I forget his name. Kevin, maybe?), and he was around my age. I was in a class of girls who all magically knew each other, and they were all gaga for Kevin. Kevin was gaga for them back. And it was sooooo obnoxious. Because they all did that, “I’m-so-dumb-Kevin,-will-you-tutor-me?” bullshit, when all they really wanted was for him to bang them on the lab tables. Gross.

Anyways, what those girls didn’t know is that Kevin used to walk me almost all the way home after class. And I did not like this at all. Seriously. He would rush to pack everything up, and then he would follow me out of class and walk up Green Street with me until we parted ways on Wright. And he would talk about how “shitty” he got last weekend, and I would tell him about how much I hate his class and don’t understand anything he says.

Point of this story? He saw me the other night walking home from Murphy’s, shouted my name from across the street and had all his friends also shout my name. I don’t even know this dude’s real name.

Kevin, or whatever your name is, if you’re reading this, please leave me alone. Go hit on one of the girls in our class that was actually willing to bang you.

I basically just want you all to read my blog and say to yourself,

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:40:24 -0600

heymikewaskom:

Gosh, he IS crazy. But I kinda wanna hang out with him.

Ha, I was catching up with the internet today, read that, and thought to myself, “This is so very true”.

This is true with a lot of my facebook/tumblr/lost-touch-with friends. All of you are very interesting people and I like people.

I also apparently have nothing intelligent to say today, so yeah…

heymikewaskom: mawyssamae: Sweet Caroline by Neil...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:38:15 -0600

heymikewaskom:

mawyssamae:

Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond

Yes, I’m reblogging my own music posts, because it’s that kind of night.

Balloon fail. I never thought I’d witness my own...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:10:00 -0600

Balloon fail. I never thought I’d witness my own “fail”… but here it is.

emmyaward: ARTTM- I Believe In Us This Holiday Hate this band,...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:46:33 -0600

emmyaward:

ARTTM- I Believe In Us This Holiday

Hate this band, but this song is pretty cute.

Wolfmother - Far Away (Is this not the theme from Jumanji??)

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:58:09 -0600

Wolfmother - Far Away

(Is this not the theme from Jumanji??)

babrahamlincoln: gnate1: bitchville: Uncle San by...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:04:06 -0600

babrahamlincoln:

gnate1:

bitchville:

Uncle San by http://www.pierrebourgeault.com/

Next year, I think I’d like to give what little money I have to a family that needs it. I’m not trying to be holier-than-thou, but I think that makes more sense. Because then you’re not trying to impress anyone and you can dedicate your time to your family.

some random chick

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:59:14 -0600

friended me on facebook last night. intrigued as to how I knew her, I looked at her “about me”. this is what I read:

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If you read this in less than 3 minutes, you win a prize.

just-a-dream: (via fuckyeahhlove)

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:36:58 -0600

just-a-dream:

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