I recently received the following e-mail:

Hello Ladies!

Sorry it took so long to send this out.  I know the suspense must have been killing you.

Anyways, down to business…

We need some bright ideas for the back of the t-shirts, so if anyone has any phrases that they believe describe the true essence of McAuley, send them to us.  Once we get some good ones we’ll take a vote. Also, if there’s someone you know that’s still not on this email list, either send us their email address or just forward this to them.  We don’t wanna leave anyone out.

That’s pretty much it for now, but we’ll keep you updated.

Soooooooo start gettin excited.  Hells yea!

Your Fearless Planners,

M & L

First of all, I don’t know you.

Second of all, the suspense wasn’t killing me before, but it is now.  Is this some sort of secret society that I’ve been selected for?  Did I inadvertently join the DAR?

And who is this McAuley person you speak of?

I think I’m going to pretend like I’m a part of whatever this is, and then sell all of their secrets to the government.