I’m starting to wish there was something on my forehead. Like, an advertisement or something… there’s so much room up there.
Last year, I was forced to take a physics class that I didn’t do too well in, but I had this one TA (I forget his name. Kevin, maybe?), and he was around my age. I was in a class of girls who all magically knew each other, and they were all gaga for Kevin. Kevin was gaga for them back. And it was sooooo obnoxious. Because they all did that, “I’m-so-dumb-Kevin,-will-you-tutor-me?” bullshit, when all they really wanted was for him to bang them on the lab tables. Gross.
Anyways, what those girls didn’t know is that Kevin used to walk me almost all the way home after class. And I did not like this at all. Seriously. He would rush to pack everything up, and then he would follow me out of class and walk up Green Street with me until we parted ways on Wright. And he would talk about how “shitty” he got last weekend, and I would tell him about how much I hate his class and don’t understand anything he says.
Point of this story? He saw me the other night walking home from Murphy’s, shouted my name from across the street and had all his friends also shout my name. I don’t even know this dude’s real name.
Kevin, or whatever your name is, if you’re reading this, please leave me alone. Go hit on one of the girls in our class that was actually willing to bang you.
Gosh, he IS crazy. But I kinda wanna hang out with him.
Ha, I was catching up with the internet today, read that, and thought to myself, “This is so very true”.
This is true with a lot of my facebook/tumblr/lost-touch-with friends. All of you are very interesting people and I like people.
I also apparently have nothing intelligent to say today, so yeah…
Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
Yes, I’m reblogging my own music posts, because it’s that kind of night.
Balloon fail. I never thought I’d witness my own “fail”… but here it is.
ARTTM- I Believe In Us This Holiday
Hate this band, but this song is pretty cute.
Wolfmother - Far Away
(Is this not the theme from Jumanji??)
Uncle San by http://www.pierrebourgeault.com/
Next year, I think I’d like to give what little money I have to a family that needs it. I’m not trying to be holier-than-thou, but I think that makes more sense. Because then you’re not trying to impress anyone and you can dedicate your time to your family.
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If you read this in less than 3 minutes, you win a prize.
