I didn't think I'd cry today, but I did.

It’s going to be 57 degrees and sunny in Champaign on Saturday, in case you were wondering.

Originally Posted By dontdontdont

now i’m onto disc twoooo season one of it’s always sunny in philadelphia. i don’t even know how many seasons there are of this show.

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5th is going on now.  Please, regardless of where you are in episodes, make suuuure you watch the Very Sunny Christmas.  Borrow it from a friend, d-load it, whatever.  Just do it, and then tell me how much you loved it.

Thankful for these weirdos.

Thankful for these weirdos.

Originally Posted By youmaybeoffended

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

youmaybeoffended:

Now say it ten times as fast as you can.

I, to this day, cannot say this without getting a headache.

rule #345

don’t drive home if you have a migraine the size of the soviet union.  you will almost crash the car/vomit when you get home.

Originally Posted By foxfancy
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Plays: 84

funeralface:

foxfancy:

when we swam - thao with the get down stay down

Dear Victoria’s Secret,
I love when you send me emails and free things and coupons and the like, but when you suggest I wear a peacock thong… well, that’s where I draw the line.  Unless you were with someone who had some sort of bird fetish, you should never be caught dead purchasing one of these.
XO,
big sunglasses

Dear Victoria’s Secret,

I love when you send me emails and free things and coupons and the like, but when you suggest I wear a peacock thong… well, that’s where I draw the line.  Unless you were with someone who had some sort of bird fetish, you should never be caught dead purchasing one of these.

XO,

big sunglasses

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